if nerds ruled the world...

i don't usually like forwarded emails, but i laughed at a few lines from one i just received entitled, "if nerds ruled the world".

if nerds ruled the world...

• ...The pen literally becomes mightier than the sword. Fencers everywhere are armed with Bics.
• ...Stats for an ideal woman change from 36-24-36 to 780 verbal/780 math.
• ...No one ever laughs if you come to work hung over from last night’s Book Group.
• ...Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman are grafted together to create one incredibly awesome mediocre human being.
• ...“Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader” becomes “Are You Smarter Than a Tenth Grader Taking AP Classes?”