Management Consultant

No one understands my job. No one can comprehend what I do. Every time someone asks me "What do you do?" and I tell them what my job is, the most common response is a bewildered, "Huh? So what do you do?" Instead of trying to explain what I really do (which never works...people are more confused after my explanation), I have decided to come up with a new answer to the question. My "new" possible careers are as follows:

  • Blacksmith
  • Shepherd
  • Leech farmer
  • Ostrich babysitter
  • Furniture tester
  • Chimney sweeper

Please let me know which option you like the best.


Ms. Matthews said...

chimney sweeper for sure. then you can sing chim chim cheree all day long.