Prepare yourself for a potential velociraptor attack. (http://www.velociraptors.info/)
"When buying a new home, there are a few things to look out for when assessing potential velociraptor attacks:
- Check all doors and windows. Doors should be made of solid oak or steel. Windows should have steel bars with spacing smaller than the average raptor.
- Make sure all entryways have adequate deadbolts. Quality deadbolts may be purchased at your local Home Depot.
- Always keep a loaded big-game rifle under your bed, and tire irons near every door. Remember, you should never be farther than 20 feet away from a tire iron."
1 comments:
I will definitely carry a tire iron with me at all times. Thank you for this most helpful information. :)
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